Ten Commandments of Pleasure

I refuse to take this one down! So You want to know the Ten Commandments of Pleasure?
This is taken directly from her brochure:

  1. Thou shalt accept him for who he is.
  2. Thou shalt adore his penis
  3. Thou shalt be a source of beauty in his life
  4. Thou shalt inspire him.
  5. Thou shalt excite him.
  6. Thou shalt mother him, but not smother him.
  7. Thou shalt discover his deepest desires & fantasies
  8. Thou shalt remember when thy mama said: "All men are little boys."
  9. Thou shalt regard him as a hero
  10. Thou shalt swallow.

  1. Thou shalt pay attention to the details of her desire.
  2. Thou shalt exude confidence and vulnerability
  3. Thou shalt make her laugh.
  4. Thou shalt stimulate her senses
  5. Thou shalt encourage her to show and tell you how she likes to be touched
  6. Thou shalt give her things
  7. Thou shalt listen to her.
  8. Thou shalt compliment her meaningfully and often
  9. Thou shalt have foreplay
  10. Thou shalt find out what her dreams are all about and help her to realize them.

All I can say is I like the ones regarding the woman's part to the man, but after reading the part for men towards women I can say, this sounds like another John Gray book. I think for a long time we have realized men and women are different. The question is do I want to compromise myself? I think there is a reason why I am a Howard Stern Fan, degeneracy.

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